- Go to live in an old decaying castle or abandoned house.
- Make sure your castle or house is set amongst an isolated and extreme landscape, which has some interesting weather conditions.
- Learn some terrible truths about yourself via supernatural dreams or ghostly visitations.
- As a female you will need to wear an elaborate posh dress and run about the old castle or house, screaming and wailing.
- As a male you need to show your dashing side, give yourself a noble descent and take up enslaving troubled women.
- Make sure you annoy everyone by rabbiting on about some mysterious curse.
- Make sure you hear lot of moans, howls and eerie sounds.
- When you are not running about screaming and wailing you will need to be scurrying in and out of secret doors and passageways.
- As a female you will need to become indecisive, submissive and vulnerable whilst alone in your scary house / castle.
- If you haven’t already got these in place, obtain some weird relatives and make sure their plans go against your beliefs.
- You must carry around a lot of guilt and sorrow as you walk through your scary house / castle.
- Create some scary legend connected to your old abandoned house or castle, it must involve some grizzly murder or death. You will need to spend a lot of your time over-thinking this and getting overwelmed by it.
- Decorate your scary house with cobwebs, skeletons, winding staircases, flickering candles, strange mirrors and mysterious potions.
- Operate on a highly charged emotional state involving insanity, obsessive love or anger.
Have fun out there!
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