- Reading Euphoria. You have your head stuck in the latest book from your favourite author. Their book is hard to put down and you’ve not surfaced for food, drink, a toilet break or some basic form of interaction with another human being for most of the day. This book is AMAZING you tell yourself excitedly turning the next page. As you reach a juicy bit in the book you get a rush of what can only be described as reading euphoria.
- Awareness. During this intense spell you become aware of a helpful little voice inside you saying ‘you couldn’t write anything like this’ and ‘your draft is pretty naff compared to this’. You start to think about what the little voice has said. You place the book in your lap as a dark cloud of writer doubt passes over you. This sends you into a cold sweat. In a panic you glance at the pile of papers making up your draft novel. It’s taken you months to reach this stage with your draft novel, it’s not finished but up until you read this book you thought it was pretty awesome.
- Comparison Hell. You enter what can only be described as a form of writer comparison hell. Your mind starts to unpick your draft whilst replaying the amazing bits of the book that you are reading back to you. The helpful little voice returns and gives a handy running commentary on how your draft does not have this author’s engaging tone, your draft does not contain the plot twists that this author’s book possesses and your draft does not have the amazing characters which bring this author’s book to life. You reach out for a box of tissues. ‘Its true’ you weep, you could never write something as good as this. All those ‘awesome’ feelings for your draft novel are washed away with your tears.
- Writer Tantrum. After some careful consideration and a lot of snivelling into tissues you decide that the best thing all round will be for you to quit writing. You could never come up with something as good as this book. There is no hope for you so why put yourself through anymore misery? The literary dream is over. You wonder whether you should add ‘it was so good I gave up writing’ to your book review on Amazon. You explain the situation to a loved one, close friend, writer friend or a passing stranger. They sit you down, tell you that you are being silly, point out that this author was once like you. They then remind you that quitting writing is not the answer as you are a complete pain in the neck to live with as a non-writer and nothing in life comes easy. You have to work at dreams.
- Acceptance. You finally come to your literary senses after much heartache. You accept the fact that this author has probably gone through endless drafts to get it to this polished state. At some stage they probably had a draft of this book in a similar state to yours. You also accept the fact that readers have different literary tastes and not everyone will like this author’s book (you choose to ignore their Amazon chart ranking). You decide to return to your book as you don’t want to deprive yourself any longer. You also decide not to quit writing and you threaten to return to your unfinished draft later. All is right with the world again!
Go easy writers!
photo credit: <a href=”http://www.flickr.com/photos/62346536@N00/1275467490″>Book Club</a> via <a href=”http://photopin.com”>photopin</a> <a href=”https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/”>(license)</a>