Job Description: The Writer’s Teenage Offspring #WritersLife #Writers

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Job: Vacancy: The Writer’s Teenage Offspring

About The Role: 

An exciting opportunity has arisen for a teenager to help support their writer parent throughout their literary journey.


Can vary each week and will be dependent upon:

  • Hormone levels of the teenager (and their female writer parent).
  • The state of the teenager’s bedroom.
  • Teenage skin outbreaks.
  • The teenager’s financial situation.
  • The teenager and their writer parent’s love of social media. Hours of work will be dictated by the teenager’s love of Snapchat and their writer parent’s obsession with Twitter.
  • The teenager’s social life.
  • Whether or not their writer parent is required to give the teenager a lift in the next half hour.


  • The job will be based in the family home.

Key Duties / Responsibilities: 

  • Must be able to show minimal interest in their writer parent’s work.
  • Must be able to eye roll and mutter “OMG this is so embarrassing,” under their breath when their writer parent is talking about their latest idea for a story.
  • Must be able to remain asleep whilst their writer parent is downstairs having an emotional breakdown over their latest draft.
  • Must be able to show empathy to their writer parent when they are stressing about not getting any social media love. The teenager will know how this feels.
  • Must be able to refuse point-blank to share their writer parent’s latest blog post or tweet.
  • Must be able to tell their writer parent to “get a grip” after receiving a rejection.
  • Must be able to spot a typo in the first sentence of their writer parent’s latest draft which, according to their parent, is a typo free triumph. The identification of the typo must be followed with an eye roll and a “duh!”
  • Must be able to moan in bookshops about the length of time their writer parent is taking to buy a book and the amount of ‘teenage clothes shopping’ time being wasted.
  • Must be able to make endless cups of tea and coffee for their writer parent.
  • Must know when to put the biscuit tin on the tea-tray.
  • Must know when to give praise on their writer parent’s work – usually half hour before a lift is needed.
  • Must be able to eye roll and cast a look of desperation when their writer parent makes a big family announcement about changing literary genres.
  • Must be able to bring tears to their writer parent’s eye when they admit they are secretly proud of all their achievements.

About You:

  • You will be an expert at sleeping.
  • You will have an answer for everything.
  • Your tea and coffee-making skills will be world-class.
  • You will excel at eye rolling and sarcasm.
  • You will love Snapchat.
  • You will not follow your writer parent on any form of social media and in some cases you may decide they are too ‘cringeworthy’ and block them.


  • Paid via the salary of love, cash and lifts.


  • You might get a line dedicated to you in the acknowledgements section of your writer parent’s novel.
  • You will get the kudos of saying in school your mother or father writes [enter chosen genre] fiction. Sigh!
  • You will never be short of reading material.
  • Your life will never be dull!
  • You will always get an invite to your writer parent’s book signing event…as long as you buy a copy with your weekly allowance and don’t spend the entire time on Snapchat 😊

Have a great day, writers!

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Lucy Mitchell lives in South Wales with her husband, her two teenage daughters, a giant labrador and a gang of unruly cats. Lucy is the author of the award winning blog, BlondeWriteMore and was a Featured Romance Author on Wattpad. When she’s not working or writing, Lucy can be found listening to audiobooks in a muddy field with her dog or sat outside her local pub in the sunshine enjoying a glass of wine. Her debut novel Instructions Falling In Love Again is OUT now and already pulling in some fabulous reviews ❤️

36 thoughts on “Job Description: The Writer’s Teenage Offspring #WritersLife #Writers

  1. “Must be able to refuse point-blank to share their writer parent’s latest blog post or tweet.” Now that truly is life with a teenager. I think it’s at this point that said “blocking” will appear as well.

  2. HAHA! My 14-year-old daughter fits the bill perfectly, the only difference being she shared the one blog post on social media where I made fun of the school Christmas concert, things got ugly then! 🙂

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